Adam is in the Guiness Book of records as the world record holder for the most amount of peanuts jammed into a nasal cavity. (486 for those too lazy to look it up)
WilliamDMcCrum's BIG secret is that he was born a sharecropper's son in a small town in southern Arkansas. Tale is that he ran away from home at age 16, worked his way across the pond to the UK on a freighter, and then disappeared for 10 years, after which he emerged educated, speaking the Queen's English with a proper accent and being very fond of kippers for brekkies.
I could tell you where Ron Pulliam gets the black market "lucky clam glands" that he wears around his neck, but he'd be annoyed with me for revealing his sources.
random guy went to see THOR this weekend, and he lucked out!
He got to sit next to the big guy in the third row, who's exceedingly flatulent; all during the movie, he basked in the organic miasma of it all, thinking that if there is a Heaven, it simply couldn't be better than that...
The Man-Eating Cow, who enjoys marathon move presentations -- such as all the LOTR films in one sitting -- could be a different kind of spokesperson for the manufacturer of Depends.
