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 Posted:   Mar 6, 2013 - 6:53 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE MAZE-53-WOMAN-This whiskey looks a little pale-MAN-You would look pale if you were only 90% proof-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-A CLASSIC

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 7, 2013 - 5:48 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THEY LIVE-88-MAN I-[about aliens] Where do they come from?-MAN NO 2-Well they don't come from Cleveland

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 9, 2013 - 6:09 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

CHILLER-84- MORTUARY ATTENDENT- [Talking about the corpses] That's what i like about them, they never complain.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 11, 2013 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

BUG BUSTER-2000- WOMAN- It is so peaceful and quiet here-MAN- So is a cemetary but i don't have to live there.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 13, 2013 - 6:03 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

TOWER OF LONDON-39- I have never killed in hot blood before.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 14, 2013 - 8:31 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

LOVE AT FIRST BITE-VAMPIRE-1979- After 712 years someone finally bites me again.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 16, 2013 - 5:23 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK-72-i was the first man to find a way to make a man impotent by hiding his hat.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2013 - 6:52 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

SON OF KONG-33-[Listening to a woman singing] MAN 1- You know she's got something-MAN 2-Well it certainly isn't a voice.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 20, 2013 - 6:46 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

ZOMBIES OF MARA TUA-57- MAN-In a short while I will deck your body with diamonds from head to toes.- WOMAN-Now what will I do with diamonds on my toes?

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 22, 2013 - 5:54 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

PAJAMA PARTY-64-MAN 1- I have work for you- MAN 2-On a empty stomach- MAN 1-Can't be any worse with your empty head.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2013 - 7:57 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DRACULA IS DEAD AND LOVING IT-95- Give the man an enema and then put him in a straight jacket.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 24, 2013 - 11:08 AM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DAY MARS INVADED EARTH-63-[KISSING GIRL] You know your not only rich , you are pretty too.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 24, 2013 - 5:58 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

Some more originals-I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE-58- Don't we all?---------FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLFMAN-42- I wonder what this movie is about?-HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL-59-Another one of my Uncle Jack;s real estate disasters.-ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS-57- Crab legs special , please.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 26, 2013 - 6:43 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

PSYCHOMANIA-64-WOMAN- Why don't you stick your head in a washing machine and clean up your mind.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 27, 2013 - 5:55 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

DRACULA TO RENFIELD- I think I will take a walk in the night air, my blood pressure is very low.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 29, 2013 - 6:11 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

YETI-1977- [Woman looking at the YETI]-Men, they are all the same.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 30, 2013 - 5:30 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

MAN NO 1- They say when you have sex with animals it is called bestiality, so what do you call having sex with a alien monster?-MAN NO 2-My first marriage.

 
 
 Posted:   May 26, 2013 - 4:08 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

THE THING-51-MAN -1-How does he get through iron clad walls?-MAN 2-He uses a can opener.

 
 
 Posted:   May 26, 2013 - 6:22 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

INCREDIBLE TWO HEADED TRANSPLANT-71-POLICEMAN-Kids say they saw a giant man with 2 heads, I wish I had some of that stuff they were smoking.

 
 
 Posted:   Jul 15, 2013 - 11:18 PM   
 By:   dan the man   (Member)

I wish God would have told me when I was 60 I was going to live this long so i wouldn't have to say my prayers before I went to bed every night-George Burns [ha=ha]

 
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