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 Posted:   Oct 10, 2015 - 6:35 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

"When I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops."
- Hunt For Red October

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2015 - 8:22 AM   
 By:   Francis   (Member)

"Screw your pass"

"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, "INSERT BOSS' NAME HERE", you faithless slime."

 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2015 - 9:48 AM   
 By:   Mr Greg   (Member)

I quite regularly roll out Malcolm Tucker's lines at my office....there has necver been a better way of telling someone to sod off than "Fuckety Bye!!"....

...and for those that don't know it, I'd better black out Tucker's Law - which I quote on occasion....If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt......

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 10, 2015 - 3:08 PM   
 By:   Rameau   (Member)

If you untie me I will literally suck your dick right now. I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, swallow the gravy.

Jack Black in Tropic Thunder (& I bet he wrote that dialogue, it's very Jack Black).

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 20, 2015 - 8:35 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

"This coffee smells like shit"

 
 Posted:   Oct 20, 2015 - 9:31 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

"Just a little trouble with the ole sperm bank upstairs."

"I was wrong. You're not a bastard. You're too much of a c*nt to be a bastard."

"F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, and f*ck you. Who's next?"

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 20, 2015 - 10:17 AM   
 By:   MI6   (Member)

F*cking A! I'm the best!

- Midnight Run

 
 Posted:   Oct 20, 2015 - 5:29 PM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

"Just a little trouble with the ole sperm bank upstairs."

"I was wrong. You're not a bastard. You're too much of a c*nt to be a bastard."

"F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, and f*ck you. Who's next?"


you see guys, this is what dealing with fsmers does to you!! Ha ha.

Good ones dave.

 
 
 Posted:   Oct 21, 2015 - 5:55 AM   
 By:   Tall Guy   (Member)

And I'm also going to employ the black out technique for two reasons - to save some blushes and also because it's one of Tucker's best lines from "In the Loop" and therefore a spoiler....

"You're a boring fuck. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you don't like swearing. In that case, you're a boring Eff, star, star, CUNT"[/endspoiler]

 
 Posted:   Oct 21, 2015 - 11:19 AM   
 By:   RoryR   (Member)

What's new, Pussycat?

 
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