---If you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left. Chuck Norris in INVASION U.S.A.
---When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. Chuck Norris in CODE OF SILENCE.
General Tran: --- Why don't you tell us why there was a price on your head during the war? James Braddock: --- For killing asholes like you. Chuck Norris in MISSING IN ACTION.
Wolverine: Whoa, It's me. Cyclops: Prove it. Wolverine: You're a dick. Cyclops (pause): Okay. - X-Men
LOL
Gillian: You guys like Italian? Kirk: Yes- Spock: No- Kirk: No-Yes- Spock: Ye--no Kirk: Yes (pause) Spock: No Kirk: Yes. I love Italian. (to Spock) And so do you. Spock: (to Gillian) Yes. - Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
I've never seen this one but that's pretty hilarious!
I've never seen this one but that's pretty hilarious!
And it comes off so natual, like an adlib. It's really perfect and my vote for the all around funniest Star Trek moment in the history of the franchise. That includes unintentional as well. :-)
"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."
"Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."
"So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much."
"And you! Friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!" -- Wallace Shawn, The Princess Bride
"Here ma'am. Let me help you with these. Beautiful young lady like you shouldn't be carrying groceries. Let a man do that for you." "Now, I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip." "Oh, that's okay ma'am. I'll just take your car."
"If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. I'd do my workout, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast of steak and eggs washed down with a pot of hot coffee and a six-pack of Coors Light. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all black leather Victoria's Secret custom made body suit so I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely nude, except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all of her body and pierced nipples with little gold peace signs hangin' from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow and snap out a few Mongol lines and we'd vaporize a few million brains cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed, watching...Gilligan." "That sounds so great, man, yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?" "Same--more of the same."
"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!" -- Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover
"Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling...what? What I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?" -- Will Ferrell, Old School
"You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?" -- Vince Vaughn, Old School
Deputy: I get the feeling you're enjoying this thread.
There are a few threads that, once I get going, it's hard to stop. I am a lil' bored. Busted! I think I'll take Dennis Hopper's advice to Christian Slater in True Romance:
