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 Posted:   Feb 9, 2020 - 6:16 PM   
 By:   Xebec   (Member)

"We don't have enough time..." The words that usually start a fairly long conversation about how a group of people doesn't have enough time to escape a disaster or situation, and that one of them has decided to heroically stay behind to buy time to letthe others escape. Usually the length of the conversation and the stoppage time is totally unnecessary and is what actually gets the person killed.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 9, 2020 - 11:52 PM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Early in a film, the hero is shot numerous times at point blank range by person wanting revenge.
Said hero miraculously survives and spends the rest of the movie hunting the gunman down.

Later in the movie a "b" character (usually a member of the hero's "team") it fatally shot, generally only one bullet required for that death. Not necessarily at point blank range either.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 10, 2020 - 12:29 AM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

Movie 101. You never see a movie with a crazy DOG lady.

"Flash dance".


D.S.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 10, 2020 - 12:32 AM   
 By:   Disco Stu   (Member)

...when actors know that they are about to have an onscreen death and
are readily poised for that moment. Most notable for me is Charles Bronson
as Bernardo in The Magnificent 7. In the final shoot-out: aware of imminent
danger, Bernardo pushes the kids to safety behind a wall, out of the line of
fire, then stands rigidly upright in anticipation for a fatal ballet to kill him.


As much as I love that film, most of it makes no strategic or tactical sense, and as for the gun fights, the characters behave like a bunch of people who are given guns and gotten into fights for the first time.

D.S.

 
 Posted:   Feb 10, 2020 - 2:06 AM   
 By:   Nicolai P. Zwar   (Member)

Hurricanes pop up out of nowhere.

The Little Mermaid
Karate Kid Pt 2
Jurassic Park


Well, where else would they pop out of? Just sayin', as I am in the midst of one (called Sabine) this very moment. :-)

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 15, 2020 - 1:31 PM   
 By:   Xebec   (Member)

Someone with super-speed playing themselves at ping pong to show they have super-speed and are probably bored:

X-Men (maybe first class, i forget which one)
Sonic the Hedgehog
The Last Vampire On Earth

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2020 - 4:33 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

...a character wakes up, glances at the clock, realizes they're late for work/school/an important appointment, and we're treated to a mini-montage of them frantically leaping up, clumsily throwing on some clothes, gathering their things, gulping down a bite or two of breakfast and running out the door? It's always treated like it's the END OF THE WORLD, when it's just an excuse for the filmmakers to inject some visual energy into the boring minutiae of a character's morning rituals (especially if it's the first time we're meeting the character at the beginning of the film).

Plus, don't these characters still need to shower/shave/comb their hair/de-odorize/have a morning pee before they leave? Nasty.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2020 - 6:49 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

White lead has a black best friend. Black lead has a white best friend. Almost a hundred percent true in entertainment geared towards children.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2020 - 6:51 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

...a character wakes up, glances at the clock, realizes they're late for work/school/an important appointment, and we're treated to a mini-montage of them frantically leaping up, clumsily throwing on some clothes, gathering their things, gulping down a bite or two of breakfast and running out the door? It's always treated like it's the END OF THE WORLD, when it's just an excuse for the filmmakers to inject some visual energy into the boring ritual of a character's morning rituals (especially if it's the first time we're meeting the character at the beginning of the film).

Plus, don't these characters still need to shower/shave/comb their hair/de-odorize/have a morning pee before they leave? Nasty.


If its a character late for school they always get caught by the Principal in the hallway.

 
 Posted:   Feb 16, 2020 - 6:55 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

When a teenager needs to do something urgent and get out of class he/she always asks if they can go to the restroom. Of course the teacher never thinks of looking for them when they never return to class and there's never any repercussions for leaving the school property.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2020 - 12:14 PM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Fake or phony animal noises. How many grew up thinking bottlenose dolphins made sounds like "Flipper" did on the old TV show?
"Free Willy" was another example.

 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2020 - 12:26 PM   
 By:   Viscount Bark   (Member)

Whenever a credit card transaction is lingered on in a movie or TV show, it means the hero will be told that his or her funds are insufficient - much to the hero's complete befuddlement.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 17, 2020 - 10:41 PM   
 By:   Xebec   (Member)

A desk is set up with the corner of the room directly behind it, as opposed to the desk being flush with one wall. It's usually an office scene and almost always in a low budget film or video. It's like they think the odd angle offers production value or is artfully quirky or something. It always feels off.

 
 
 Posted:   Feb 18, 2020 - 6:18 AM   
 By:   Mark   (Member)

White lead has a black best friend. Black lead has a white best friend. Almost a hundred percent true in entertainment geared towards children.


And one of them has to be gay now. Usually the best friend, as a gay lead character isn't good box office, but the friend is ok and keeps the homophobe police away. Also a gay best friend is cool. It shows the lead character is decent

 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2020 - 2:14 AM   
 By:   Bill Carson, Earl of Poncey   (Member)

In war films, the heroes are under siege from superior numbers of germans or whatever, but when one of the heroes gets hit and needs a quiet moment for a dying hug or a few last words or to hand over a letter to his wife at home, the enemy is always kind enough to stop firing and do nothing for a few minutes...

 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2020 - 5:00 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Annoying voice overs or off-screen narrators/narration that contribute nothing to the film.
Happens often in war movies. In Tora, Tora, Tora, when the battleships are being attacked, on one the sailors are running all about the deck fighting fires, etc., and a voice blasts over the pa system (sounds like Lyle Wagoner): "Man your stations!" The voice then drops a couple of octaves and repeats "Man your stations!" as if his inflection wasn't manly enough the first time.
In Midway 1976, when Thatch's fighters are dogfighting the Japanese "Zeroes", one guy is doing something like play-by-play: "Nice going, Manson! Pull out, Tom, pull out!" - on and on he goes. I'm thinking, "How is this guy flying his Wildcat, fighting off Zeroes and talking non-stop the whole freakin' time?!?"

 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2020 - 6:35 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Annoying voice overs or off-screen narrators/narration that contribute nothing to the film.
Happens often in war movies.



Pick any Ilya Salkind film, The Three Musketeers, Superman the Movie and the sequels. I railed for years about the added "off camera" voice overs added to the audio track on An American Tail when it hit DVD and Blu Ray.

 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2020 - 8:08 AM   
 By:   Mr. Jack   (Member)

I railed for years about the added "off camera" voice overs added to the audio track on An American Tail when it hit DVD and Blu Ray.

Oh HELL yes, they virtually ruined the movie! It's like the home video department at Universal was terrified that contemporary kids would grow restless or bored whenever characters weren't speaking, so they jammed in as much background "walla" and "cartooney" sound effects as possible when creating the 5.1 audio track for the DVD, which we've sadly been stuck with for the last sixteen years. frown Any moment of quiet introspection is buried under an avalanche of added ADR or wacky sound cues, instead of allowing James Horner's eloquent score to speak for the film.

 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2020 - 8:33 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I railed for years about the added "off camera" voice overs added to the audio track on An American Tail when it hit DVD and Blu Ray.

Oh HELL yes, they virtually ruined the movie! It's like the home video department at Universal was terrified that contemporary kids would grow restless or bored whenever characters weren't speaking, so they jammed in as much background "walla" and "cartooney" sound effects as possible when creating the 5.1 audio track for the DVD, which we've sadly been stuck with for the last sixteen years. frown Any moment of quiet introspection is buried under an avalanche of added ADR or wacky sound cues, instead of allowing James Horner's eloquent score to speak for the film.


Yeah, nothing more I can add to that. Perfectly stated.

 
 Posted:   Feb 19, 2020 - 8:40 AM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

Interracial couples who have very dark skinned children. Malcolm's daughter in Jurassic Park, or the father and son in the new Doctor Who. It's so obvious they arent the biological children of the parents.

AND, to cut off any triggered comments, there's nothing wrong with interracial couples or dark skinned people!!!!!!

 
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