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If it's already been posted,fee free not to laugh
Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps and woke up with a heavy dew on her
I don't geddit
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Q. What animals live in the French mountains and take over your laptop?
A. Alp hackers
Mierde
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If it's already been posted,fee free not to laugh
Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps and woke up with a heavy dew on her
I don't geddit
Dew/Jew if that helps
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If it's already been posted,fee free not to laugh
Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps and woke up with a heavy dew on her
I don't geddit
Dew/Jew if that helps
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If it's already been posted,fee free not to laugh
Did you hear about the woman who fell asleep on the synagogue steps and woke up with a heavy dew on her
I don't geddit
Dew/Jew if that helps
Dew Jews walk into a bar...the first one says. "...
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I heard that before. Im sure it was someone other than a dentist!! 
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Eh.
Now if "dentist" had been changed to "proctologist", readers who thought this was naturally a dentist joke, would have been caught off guard.
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How do you know if someone's a vegan?
They tell you. Again, and again, and again, and again. 
" I don't eat meat".
" Ohhhhh! Good for you!"
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Jun 26, 2019 - 11:54 AM
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Harvey visits the set of his production company’s film set in an area of the desert so remote it is only accessible by helicopter or camel.
After a few days, his urges are getting the best of him, so he asks his most trustworthy gofer,
“Hey, you guys have been out here for months now, so what do you do when you need some ‘action’, know what I mean?”
“I get ya, sir, well, we usually just hop on ol’ Mabel the camel there…”
“No, I think I’ll pass.”
“Okay, sir, whatever you say.”
Several nights later Harvey can’t stand it any longer. In the wee hours the gofer and others are awakened to the most godawful bellows and groans that sound like Mabel is being attacked. They rush to the location of the sounds and they find Harvey has her in his tent. All are repulsed by what they see.
“Sir, what the…?”
“Hey, you know that was kinda kinky, but I’ve had worse!”
“Sir, you never let me finish – we hop on ol’ Mabel and ride her a few miles over the ridge to the village where there’s a pretty decent brothel!”
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Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall.....
because he wanted to see her crack.
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Where do old eggs go?
The old yokes home.
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For those who remember the ad campaign-
What has a hazelnut in every bite- Squirrel shit.
That was a classic when I was at school
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