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 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 6:48 PM   
 By:   funkymonkeyjavajunky   (Member)

I have to go with Hans Zimmer ... BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!!

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 7:01 PM   
 By:   Jim Doherty   (Member)

James Newton Howard is on the cards for me!

To quote Jimmy Stewart in VERTIGO:

"It's not funny, Midge."

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 7:50 PM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

"First They Came For The Charmin"

Wasn't that the Danish title for Agatha Christie's "And then there was no toilet paper."



Bingo.
Those zany Danes!


Actually I suggested them because the Danes come to mind with that WW2 poem "First they came for..." I should have said Norwegians since I was thinking of "The Moon is Down."
But regarding what you said earlier (now removed or redacted), now I really do feel bad about making fun of anything. frown

 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 8:11 PM   
 By:   Solium   (Member)

I have to go with Hans Zimmer ... BRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMRMMRMRMMMMM!!!

If its Zimmer, then it will be a disaster.

 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 9:00 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

But regarding what you said earlier (now removed or redacted), now I really do feel bad about making fun of anything. frown


Yeah, I actually regret anyone having seen that.
I sort of brought a gun to a knife-fight on that one.
Everyone has their sad stories--I'm no different that anyone else.

But the point was that no one should be dictating what's funny and what's not.
If anyone wants to pooh-pooh this thread, then they should just keep on walking.
(Now if Mr. Sones objects, well, that's obviously different.)

A little while ago I was talking to a buddy on the phone and I read some of the titles here to him and he bust a gut laughing.
So you're all doing something right.

So, dangit, keep making the merriment, everyone!

 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 9:19 PM   
 By:   Josh   (Member)

[remotecontrolcomposernamegenerator] Panzit Degarme [/remotecontrolcomposernamegenerator]

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 9:23 PM   
 By:   Stormie   (Member)

Kung Flu-The Movie.

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 18, 2020 - 10:23 PM   
 By:   Zooba   (Member)

Perhaps Chamber of Pudd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDNJRsNECNY

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 4:22 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

Dr. Strangebug or: How We Learned To Not Let A Crisis Go To Waste

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 8:03 AM   
 By:   Last Child   (Member)

Yeah, I actually regret anyone having seen that.
I sort of brought a gun to a knife-fight on that one.
Everyone has their sad stories--I'm no different that anyone else.


True, everyone has sad stories like their pet dying. Your story is off the scale.

"The Two-Ply Disaster"
"Carnage At Costco"


I especially liked these since they sounded like cheesy 1970's TVmovies. "Smash-Up on Interstate 5" is the most notable in my memory. Apparently that title was originally "Crack-Up on Interstate 5" which would have new meaning with the current toilet paper shortage.

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 8:40 AM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

"The Two-Ply Disaster"
"Carnage At Costco"

I especially liked these since they sounded like cheesy 1970's TVmovies. "Smash-Up on Interstate 5" is the most notable in my memory. Apparently that title was originally "Crack-Up on Interstate 5" which would have new meaning with the current toilet paper shortage.



Heh, that's exactly how I meant them.
I remember those great old titles, too.

I don't recall who said it, but last night "Stephen King's The Cough" made me burst out laughing on the toilet.
(I just checked--it was YOU!) big grin

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 8:58 AM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

"Wal-Mart III: The Search for Toilet Paper"

"Nutballs II: The Search for More Toilet Paper"

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 9:09 AM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

"Fever At Easter"

(Which reminds me... Happy Spring, lads & lasses. smile)

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 9:14 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

To Wuhan Flu, Thanks For Nothing!

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 9:20 AM   
 By:   jackfu   (Member)

And, don't forget Bruce Willis' new actioner - Coughing Distance

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 11:33 AM   
 By:   Prince Damian   (Member)

another stupid bad taste thread...

To coin a phrase laughter is the best medicine

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 12:29 PM   
 By:   Justin Boggan   (Member)

Meanwhile, back when there were VHS tapes:

Lowly Employee: "Sir, I've finished the latest company video."
Pointy-Haired Boss: "Excellent. Hand me a pastry."
Lowly Employee: "Sir, I came up with an ingenious naming system to order the videos incase all the training videos from different departments get mixed up."
Pointy-Haired Boss: "Thrill me with your brilliance for which you wont' see another dime."
Lowly Employee: "Yes, sir! Well, to demarcate the video from security's videos, we'll shorten 'company' to 'co' and shorten 'video' to 'vid', and since this is the nineteenth video made so far..."




LATER...

P-HB "Oh, lowly employee, what would we label the security videos?"
Lowly Employee: "I was thinking a simple abbreviation: Security Area Recording System..."

 
 Posted:   Mar 19, 2020 - 3:14 PM   
 By:   Octoberman   (Member)

That's a long walk to the punchline, Justin, but a GOOD walk. LOL

While I'm at it, I want to extend my apologies to Cinefanart for shanghaiing his thread, and also thank him for letting it happen.
It's been more fun than watching a porcupine in a nudist colony! big grin

 
 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2020 - 7:05 PM   
 By:   Howard L   (Member)

We went through this when-and-what-will-the-movie-like within days of 9/11. Won't pull up that thread but this thread is something of a sequel.

 
 Posted:   Mar 23, 2020 - 10:51 PM   
 By:   Adventures of Jarre Jarre   (Member)

I'm just waiting for the inevitable South Park episode. Should be comprehensive enough.

  • To Wuhan Flu, Thanks For Nothing!

    And the sequel Wuhan! I Got You All In Czech!

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