In spite of the fact that 12 other witnesses there at the time saw a flock of Canadian geese....Jim insists he saw a 30 foot diameter flying saucer land in his local park pond.
Jim went to a friend of his who is a massage therapist and asked to be rubbed from head to toe with the bacon grease ( which he has been saving for months) he brought along in a large bucket ( because he "just loves the smell of bacon"). He also uses it to comb his hair on static-y days.
Jim is really pissed off and refuses to watch any more episodes of SPACE 1999, since the year has come and gone long ago and as he says "nothing in the show has taken place yet" (and he holds Martin Landau personally responsible for it).
(he also refuses to listen to Prince's "1999" recording)
Jim has secretly funded archeological digs to prove that the location of the original biblical Garden Of Eden is out behind the Holiday Inn Express, just off route 17 in Paramus, New Jersey.
