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 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 6:29 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles remains a dedicated Prog rocker despite his dead-on impersonation of the "and where are you now?" line from the Bee Gees/Samantha Sang vocal in the song "Emotion."

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 6:40 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim is always discussing the skeleton in his family's closet


 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 6:49 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

A stipulation in Charles' will requests that he be buried under the X in Texas...unfortunately for Charles, it's in his living Will.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 7:00 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

As demonstrated by his avatar, Jim only buys gray sport coats, He has a collection of around 234 in the bedroom closet.(next to the skeleton)

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 8:41 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Instead of using his vacation time, Charles appears at the office as a floating, disembodied, holographic head that bosses his colleagues around.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 8:57 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

In spite of the skeptical scientists who dismiss the possibility, the accumulated evidence such as footprints, hair traces, eyewitness sightings, still and movie footage, and the smells people report...all suggest a strong likelihood that Jim Phelps is a real unknown primate.(especially the smells)

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 9:08 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Though he has yet to admit it, Charles wrote Meatballs Part II and used his entire savings of $26,400 to film it.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 9:16 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna has finally made peace with Disco...some thirty years after being denied entrance to Studio 54.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 10:25 AM   
 By:   DavidinBerkeley   (Member)

Jim is retiring from the board and will never post here again after today. smile

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 10:26 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Local city officials scoffed at David's plan to open a pizza/massage parlor.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 12:45 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles is the guy with his arms folded and not holding hands with anybody in that "Hands Across America" commercial.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 2:54 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim emails me before each of his posts to make sure I don't really do the things he is lying about.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 5:05 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Charles T is currently working on a memoir about the 7 years he spent trying to get his groove back

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 6:20 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

random guy needs no encouragement whatsoever in order to do "The Truffle Shuffle" at formal white tie events.

 
 Posted:   Jan 3, 2012 - 7:12 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has repeatedly screamed at his guests that "those damned frogs are not going to ruin his birthday party".

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2012 - 4:41 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles' film music holy grail was the replacement music on The Fugitive DVDs.

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2012 - 5:06 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim has completely run out of lies and has to borrow them from Eric Paddon.

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2012 - 5:28 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles listens to Ed Ames' "My Cup Runneth Over" to inspire his lies, but forgets them when he thinks of the "Tomahawk in the crotch" bit from Carson.

 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2012 - 5:47 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim was rapidly escorted away by Clint Eastwood's bodyguards after Jim approached Clint with his script proposal for a new DIRTY HARRY sequel set in a nursing home.

 
 
 Posted:   Jan 4, 2012 - 6:55 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Charles is a bit behind the times. He was very excited with the Polaroid Land Camera that Santa left him, and took "personal" photos with it. He is now baffled that he cannot buy extra film for it.

 
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