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 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 5:05 AM   
 By:   DOGBELLE   (Member)

If you ever have eight or ten hours to kill, ask DavidinBerkeley about actor Guy Madison.

DavidinBerkeley please tell me about guy?

Jim Phelps want me to take notes and just leave in the naughty bits

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 5:34 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Dogbelle used to spend his mornings chasing the postman, but now he wastes that time telling lies about his fellow FSMers.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 6:28 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps was sliding down poles to change his clothes long before his idea was stolen by batman and robin

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 6:32 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

random guy hums "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" while eating dinner, much to his Chris Cooper-esque father-in-law's (circa American Beauty) disgust.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 7:06 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps was fired from being Porky Pig's speech therapists after failing to cure his stuttering. he is currently working on curing Elmer Fudd with little luck as well. time to consider a new line of work Mr. Phelps

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 7:34 AM   
 By:   Rick15   (Member)

Random Guy has spent the last 5 years trying to find a phone booth to change in.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 7:48 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

With fuel prices skyrocketing, Rick15 may finally get to uncross his fingers and live in the "Mad Max" future he's always hoped for.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 7:56 AM   
 By:   David Sones (Allardyce)   (Member)

Jim Phelps finds Phyllis Diller strangely, mysteriously, and dangerously attractive.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 7:57 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

To look busy, David invites himself to meetings using MS Outlook. He is the only attendee and consistently loses all the arguments.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 7:58 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Off Topic: Allardyce: Make that Cloris Leachman circa MTM and you got a deal!

On Topic: Donna wears oversized red Chuck Taylors because she can never make her teeny tiny feet look big enough.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:01 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps keeps his eye on hardware store sales. He needs new clippers for his nose hairs.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:05 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron P was bitten by a radioactive squirrel and now has the powers of a super squirrel. he is currently working on his superhero name and hired Alex Ross to design a colorful spandex for him

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:10 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

random guy believes firmly in taking the bull by the horns any time the going gets rough. Sadly, when he found himself face to face with an actual bull, he got confused, and....

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:13 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron Pulliam signs all his official correspondence "Cloris Leachman, Jr."

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:17 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps is a popular guest with the ladies at his local senior citizens home. They get him liquored up and they all dance the Watusi.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:19 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Ron is currently working on a film montage of himself trying to find a cure for parents who christen their twin children with rhyming names or names beginning with the same letter.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 8:35 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Jim Phelps puts hot sauce on his grits

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 9:07 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim Phelps puts hot sauce on his grits

Off-Topic: Why would that be a lie? smile

It's a little-known fact that random guy once took up smoking in hopes that his high tenor would lower to a regular tenor or baritone.

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 9:18 AM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Ron P has a rare birth defect that prevents him from smiling when he has his pictures taken

 Posted:   Apr 27, 2011 - 9:22 AM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

The more random guy interacts with other people, the more aware everyone becomes of the heartbreak of Cantankerous Personality Disorder.

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