Charles still considers "Dances with Wolves" a total rip off due to the lack of dancing wolves. I know how you feel Master El, I walked out of "Silence of the Lambs". no lamb in that whole damn movie. what a bunch of expletive
Every time Donna reads one of my lies, she puts her forefinger to her lips and says "Damn. If I were twenty years younger and Phelps was twenty years smarter..."
At a recent business dinner with senior executives, Jim mistakenly thought it would be hilarious to form his white cloth napkin into a sailor's cap, place it on his head, and sing Yellow Submarine.
Jim took his car into the mechanic because it was running rough. After about 20 minutes the mechanic came back and said "all fixed". Jim asked what the problem was, and the mechanic said "Just crap in your carburetor", and Jim replied "Really? How often?"
I received a note from Jim Phelps that Adam has agreed to buy the Madonna cone bra from Jim for $1000 more than the purchase price. Looking forward to Adam's Halloween costume this year.................
Jim was last seen a few hours ago down by the I-37 off ramp on the freeway, shaking his fist at traffic passing by and yelling unintelligible curses at the top of his lungs.
Random guy has spent years perfecting a mechanical device made of iron and tin which sits in one spot and spins like a top, emitting noxious clouds of toxic steam and the most God-awful racket you can imagine.
