Charles still considers "Dances with Wolves" a total rip off due to the lack of dancing wolves. I know how you feel Master El, I walked out of "Silence of the Lambs". no lamb in that whole damn movie. what a bunch of expletive
Jim took his car into the mechanic because it was running rough. After about 20 minutes the mechanic came back and said "all fixed". Jim asked what the problem was, and the mechanic said "Just crap in your carburetor", and Jim replied "Really? How often?"
I received a note from Jim Phelps that Adam has agreed to buy the Madonna cone bra from Jim for $1000 more than the purchase price. Looking forward to Adam's Halloween costume this year.................
Random guy has spent years perfecting a mechanical device made of iron and tin which sits in one spot and spins like a top, emitting noxious clouds of toxic steam and the most God-awful racket you can imagine.