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 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 10:42 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Ron has approached Tim Burton about a darker, grittier OZ reboot told from the viewpoint of the Munchkin coroner, and made this poster mockup:


 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 5:21 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Charles still considers "Dances with Wolves" a total rip off due to the lack of dancing wolves. I know how you feel Master El, I walked out of "Silence of the Lambs". no lamb in that whole damn movie. what a bunch of expletive

 
 Posted:   Sep 25, 2012 - 5:35 PM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Random Guy laughs hysterically when he clicks on an email offer and is presented with the following question.....

"Random Guy, won't you reconsider? An order would be appreciated."

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 10:49 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Adam changed his name and his job. Now, when asked, his family can say "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.."

 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 11:21 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Every time Donna reads one of my lies, she puts her forefinger to her lips and says "Damn. If I were twenty years younger and Phelps was twenty years smarter..."

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 11:45 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

At a recent business dinner with senior executives, Jim mistakenly thought it would be hilarious to form his white cloth napkin into a sailor's cap, place it on his head, and sing Yellow Submarine.

 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 11:52 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna tells her children bed time stories in her patented, resentful "protest voice."

 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 12:10 PM   
 By:   Ron Pulliam   (Member)

Jim doesn't believe anyone knows that it was he who invented the Macarena!

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 1:40 PM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Ron still holds the Hawaiian record for "Best Looking Guy in a Hula Skirt"

 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 1:49 PM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna offered to juggle chainsaws if it meant NOT meeting me for ice cream at Jaxson's the next time she's in South Florida.

 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 1:55 PM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim took his car into the mechanic because it was running rough. After about 20 minutes the mechanic came back and said "all fixed". Jim asked what the problem was, and the mechanic said "Just crap in your carburetor", and Jim replied "Really? How often?"

 
 Posted:   Sep 26, 2012 - 3:52 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

Charles is rated 6.7/10 on metacritic, whiles his hairstyle is rated a perfect 10 wink

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2012 - 8:35 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

Random Guy is trying to produce his own version of "I'm Walking on Sunshine". It is rumored that he has a video too!!! Yippeee!

 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2012 - 8:51 AM   
 By:   Adam B.   (Member)

Donna placed a bid of $2000 for Madonna's cone bra at an auction recently. She was outbid by Jim Phelps.

 
 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2012 - 10:05 AM   
 By:   Donna   (Member)

I received a note from Jim Phelps that Adam has agreed to buy the Madonna cone bra from Jim for $1000 more than the purchase price. Looking forward to Adam's Halloween costume this year.................

 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2012 - 11:12 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Donna choreographs dances based on the misfortunes of others.

 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2012 - 11:27 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Jim was last seen a few hours ago down by the I-37 off ramp on the freeway, shaking his fist at traffic passing by and yelling unintelligible curses at the top of his lungs.

 
 Posted:   Sep 27, 2012 - 5:12 PM   
 By:   random guy   (Member)

whenever Charles needs to get in touch with our sheriff David S, he flashes a giant lock sign in the sky all batman style

 
 Posted:   Sep 28, 2012 - 5:18 AM   
 By:   Charles Thaxton   (Member)

Random guy has spent years perfecting a mechanical device made of iron and tin which sits in one spot and spins like a top, emitting noxious clouds of toxic steam and the most God-awful racket you can imagine.

 
 Posted:   Sep 28, 2012 - 7:29 AM   
 By:   Jim Phelps   (Member)

Charles speaks to family members using only the dialogue of spoken introductions of classic TV shows. They respond by cutting him out of their wills.

 
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